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Location: Under an old shoe
Job: Milk Maid

I chase the chickens in the long road of life... They don't like it so they peck the shit outta me.

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Yays! My Flash survived! O_o

Posted by lol1337a Sep. 7, 2008 @ 12:15 PM EDT

Woke up this morning and my lovely flash, Chikonz warz I submitted last night survived! WOOT! Yays!

My epic tale of teh CHIKONZ can now be enjoyed by teh masses! :3

And most importantly now, when I give my reviews people can't pull the "oh you can't talk missy because you don't animate yourself" line.

Well SEEEEEEEE! I do. :P

I even drew a CHIKON's asss! :)

Lol1337 is teh happy. :)

Anyways teh Chikonz still attack! O_o

This first video shows how teh chikonz have infiltrated government! O_O

THEY HAVE ALREADY BOUGHT OUT OBAMA! @_@

Listen closely:

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This next video shows how their influence has spread to other countries...Even in teh music...
This band is called "Bump of Chicken" A scary story about a savage dog that reigns havoc (probably due to chikonz brainwashing I thinkz. :P)

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This next video is just horrible! It shows what happens when teh Chikonz use biological warfare to subdue people! NOOOOOO! If you look carefully enough you can see a gleeful rooster doing a victory dance over and over again as people writhe in agony. This video is entitled M.I.A. Bird Flu "Chicken Noodle Flu Remix" WARNING VERY GRAPHIC!

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Well there may be some hope fer us yet! :D As there are people willing to fight Teh chikonz-even with their bare fists!! One such fellow: Peter Griffin

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